All you have to do is talk in a deep, gravelly voice, grunt and growl a lot, use insults abundantly, yell “arr!” every now and then, mumble incoherently from all the rum you’ve drunk, slur your words, give up g’s and v’s in most words, and replace “you” and your“ with “ye” and “yer”. Easy peasy, ain’t it?

So here are three of my favorite tips that’ll help with the accent: Don’t forget to use “arrrrr” at the end of every sentence Add some “ya know”s to yer speech so ya sound more natural Practice swagger walkin’ around the house with your treasure chest under your arm while you’re speakin’.